The TV Zone

Just what anyone needs: a used medical cast.

But this one was on the wrist of Stephen Colbert. And he had his guests on Comedy Central’s weeknightly “Colbert Report” sign it.

You, too, can bid on this stunning wonder, which goes up on eBay after Thursday night’s show. Proceeds will benefit the Yellow Ribbon Fund. The winner will be announced on-air the week of Sept. 10.

Among the autographs you’ll find: Mike Bloomberg, Katie Couric, Bill O'Reilly, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Russert, Tony Snow and Brian Williams.

Colbert broke his wrist June 27 while running around his Manhattan studio.

Oh, come on. You know you’ve been lusting after that “Jimmy Kimmel Live” baby T for your tot. Or perhaps that poster from Freddie Prinze’s canceled sitcom, “Freddie.” The “America’s Funniest Dog” T-shirt? Maybe the “Commander in Chief” T-shirt/campaign pin combo?

They’re all on clearance right now at the ABC TV store, an online wonderland of tube detritus.

The sale page actually has a few must-haves, too -- a “Lost” Hanso Foundation polo shirt, a fleece “Grey’s Anatomy” Seattle Grace vest, and a “Lucci For President” T-shirt, in pink, of course, honoring our local “All My Children” diva. (And it’s more than 50 percent off!)

Full-price customers choose from such goodies as a “Lost” Sawyer action figure (with raft!), “Dancing With the Stars” glitter Ts, and a “Boston Legal” Denny Crane bobblehead.