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May 18, 2009

"SNL:" The Closer on Monday Morning


Much, much to choose from "SNL's" Will-Ferrell-stuffed finale - thanks to Hulu - but here's the opener(s) for starters, if you happened to miss. On the jump, Trebek...



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April 6, 2009

Zac Efron: Live from....

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And now this, announced over the weekend and currently visible in my in-box - with a mantle of weekend-accumulated dust still over it: Zac Efron will host this Saturday's "Saturday Night Live" this weekend...Yes, a first for both. Yes, his movie, "17 Again" is out mid-month too.

Also: the Yeah Yeah Yeahs will perform... A first-time appearance for the band too.

February 5, 2009

Did "SNL" Attack Paterson as Payback for Caroline?

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Here's how the press works, sometimes.

A famous person is spotted having an intense conversation with another famous person at a famous restaurant, and the next thing you know, this meeting is in a million papers and on a million websites. And because the press has no idea what these famous people were talking about, the story has no legs, or a "nut" graph. So, they make something up.

That's what happened recently with Caroline Kennedy and Lorne Michaels. On Jan. 29, they were spotted at Morandi's on Waverley Place. One of the few facts: That they were in "intense conversation" to the exclusion of the other guests at the table.

The resulting nut graph in countless stories - that they were plotting an appearance on "SNL" to rehabilitate her image.

That nut graph was a complete fabrication. No one really knows if she's going to go on the show, or why she would use this venue to "rehabilitate" her image. Or whether her very famous image even needed "rehabilitating." Honestly, it doesn't.

So, two can play at this game. And here's MY nut graph: What if they were meeting that night to plot revenge? To go after a governor who had betrayed her, humiliated her - publicly.

What if this meeting was about...payback?

Do I have your attention? Good, then head on to the jump, if you want to read more of MY theory… Meanwhile, I've gotta run to watch "Oprah." Love ya..!

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February 3, 2009

Jonas Bros. on "SNL" V-Day Edition


This just in: Alec Baldwin, "SNL" regular, Lorne buddy, and star of some other NBC whose name I can't think of right at the moment, will host "SNL's" Valentine's Day show - his fourteenth turn, which I believe was just eclipsed by Steve Martin, who's done fifteen.

But perhaps of greater note: The Jonas Bros. will be on that night too. That's a first.

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and TV on the Radio this Saturday. That's already been out there.

TV on the Radio?
"Letterman" fans may or may not remember their memorable performance on "Late Show" last fall, when they decamped above the Hello Deli. Here's the clip...

February 1, 2009

Gov. "Paterson" Back on "Saturday Night Live"

340x.jpgWhen was it? Mid-December when "SNL" offended Albany and the "sight-challenged" guy who lives at the Executive Mansion? Yes - mid-December, and when Gov. Paterson responded with some outrage over the Fred Armisen skit, the show instantly knew it was on to a good thing.

And so, the Gov was back last night. Check out his putative discussion of the Gillibrand appointment on "Weekend Update," though it's more of a deeper exploration of his profound distaste for New Jersey.

Pretty amusing.

I wonder what the Gov will say this time?

(And, as soon as I find Steve Martin's monologue, will post that too.)


January 18, 2009

"Saturday Night Live:" The Goose

Is it Okay to laugh about Flight 1549?

I guess so - a happy and heroic outcome. The only creatures not celebrating are those creatures that foul the fields at John J. Burns Park. And then, deed done, fly away to other ball fields.

The geese.

Here's the skit from last night's "SNL." I do believe THIS goose is Andy Samberg, in goose disguise...

January 11, 2009

"Saturday Night Live:" Kristen Wiig = Kathie Lee

Yeah, "SNL" returned last night with Neil Patrick Harris - very good guest host, BTW - and I'm thinking: Now what? All that noise last year, all that "buzz," and all that Tina. Amy Poehler's gone as well, and I'm left with this surly question in mind: Well, what have you done for us LATELY, "SNL?"

In answer to that to that question, check out this clip from last night. It's a pretty funny rip on "The Today Show's Fourth Hour" - Michaela Watkins as Hoda, and Kristen Wiig as KLG.

Kristen Wiig as the Next Tina/Amy? As I've said before, methinks so...

December 14, 2008

Gov. Paterson not amused by 'SNL' skit

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Not the Real David Paterson (But You Knew That)

Check this out: The Guv (that is Gov. David Paterson who was...well, just check out the clip...) was not happy with last night's skits.

Now...normally, most politicos just let the various slings and arrows on "Late Show," "Daily Show," "Tonight," "SNL," and on and on and on, sail over their heads like so many free commercial plugs.

Not Paterson. Here's his statement, released a few hours ago:

"The Governor engages in humor all the time, and he can certainly take a joke. However, this particular Saturday Night Live skit unfortunately chose to ridicule people with physical disabilities and imply that disabled people are incapable of having jobs with serious responsibilities. The Governor is sure that Saturday Night Live, with all of its talent, can find a way to be funny without being offensive. Knowing the Governor, he might even have some suggestions himself."

My read? The guy's under ENORMOUS stress! Huge budget shortfall! No money to pay for ANYTHING! MTA increases up the wazoo! Government crisis alert! And out of the blue, the "SNL" slam.

Advice to the Guv? It's a great honor to get the Full Treatment on "SNL" (unless of course, you're Blag'o...or portrayed as a bumbling wackjob with a drug problem.)

"SNL:" And...Armisen as Paterson

And - even though this IS/WAS Amy Poehler's last "SNL" ever, and because this IS/WAS the last episode of one of the most memorable seasons in its long history - attention must be paid for one more reason.

In all the excitement over Amy (below), forgot all about Fred Armisen's David Paterson.

I'm not sure who will be more bugged by this - Paterson or New Jersey?

And by the way, if you don't know already, the Guv was bugged. I've got another post on this, just above this one!

Meanwhile, I've got calls out to New Jersey to get a statement from the Garden state......

"Saturday Night Live: "Amy Poehler, Goodbye

This, or rather that, was it: Last night show's was the final one for Amy Poehler, one of the greats of the most recent generation, and a future star on the network - once NBC gets that new show cued up for her. (Plus, there's the baby - Archibald "Archie" William Emerson Arnett - precedence must be taken.)

Here's the short, sweet clip from last night's show. Plus, check out Amy and Seth's very last "Really" together; it's nice to leave with comic gold (and of course we're talkin' about Blag'o - really.)

In a bit, I'll post some more memorable Poehler moments, and head on down to the jump for those...

As you know....Poehler joined right after Nine Eleven (and I believe her first show may have even been the first one on the air afterwards). She was co-"Weekend Update" anchor with pal Tina Fey; there were a couple of famous movies along the way (wrote "Mean Girls," for example), and finally the famous "Hillary" impression...

And so much more.


And the last - sob - "Really" with Seth Meyers (grade? A).

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December 8, 2008

"SNL": Still have the Clintons to kick around

...like the South, vampires, and Britney Spears - they're back! ("SNL's" line with this skit from Saturday's open.) "SNL": No dummies they. They know how invaluable Obama's embrace of Hillbill is for the show. The classics are back. Meanwhile, check out Fred Armisen's "Joe Cool Obama" from Saturday. One of Armisen's better outings...

(Ah, nothing better than watching "SNL" on Monday morning...who needs live?)

November 24, 2008

Why did "SNL" Spike Samberg's Emanuel?

Oh for the days when "Saturday Night Live" did politics - at least ONE guaranteed post per day for this blog. But without an election, "SNL" is back to competing with "MADtv." So I'm wondering: Why did this pretty funny sketch of Andy Samberg's impression of Rahm Emanuel NOT make Saturday's show? (But instead go straight to on-online?) Bleeped profanities? Hardly - it's not like "SNL" or any live show has not had those before. Would this somehow be painful to sensitive ears in the audience? Gimme a BREAK!!!!!

Or...was "SNL" afraid to snap a towel on the butt of the powerful new soon-to-be chief of staff? Too bad, because what's so good about this impression is just how good it is - certainly equal to his recent animal-whisperer Wahlberg.

I wonder...I wonder...I wonder....


November 4, 2008

Sarah Palin: Her Last "SNL" Stand

This morning, I looked high and I looked low for this sketch from last night's "SNL Prez Bash," but it took the intrepid TVtattle.com to locate it instead.

This was Sarah's last "SNL" appearance of the season, appearing just after ten last night, in the midst of rewinds and golden oldies - and it's a fitting end to this historic day and historic election, made historic in some measure by an interesting lady from Wasilla who drops her 'gs" and says "you betcha" and almost single-handedly helped make "Saturday Night Live" front and center during the last stretch of this political season.

Imagine: a 33-year-old institution rides to victory on something so unexpected, so fortuitous as Sarah Sixpack? Lorne Michaels owes her.


November 3, 2008

"SNL:" Good Night, Keith, and Good Luck

Yikes! Did you not see this ferocious impersonation of Keith Olbermann on "SNL" (so caught up were you in the more over-riding political story therein)?

If not, then a remedy. Watch the clip, and the 30-second ad for Residence Inn is even worth the price of admission. This was Ben Affleck's big moment on Saturday's show, and it is really terrific - an absolutely over-the-top full-bore impersonation that even Keith might appreciate. (Or then again, maybe he won't.)

It's eight minutes long, and like a fast summer storm, builds to a full boil by the seventh or so minute, when the subject of "Miss Precious Perfect" comes up.

November 2, 2008

"Saturday Night Live:" McCain! (And Cindy!)

How was John McCain on last night's "QVC" parody? Better question: How was the parody?

Pretty good, and a fitting end to one of the most amazing runs in "Saturday Night Live" history.

The idea was both obvious and inspirational: How do you raise cash when you're down in the polls and your opponent is so flush that he can afford a $3 million block buy on seven networks? Simple: You sell action figures ("Joe, the plumber"). You sell "McCain Fine Gold." You sell "Palin 2012" t-shirts, or rather Sarah Palin/Tina Fey does ("What are you doing over there?" asks Mac.)

Yup, as he puts it, "I'm a true maverick - a Republican without money."

Good for Mac to do this. Yeah, easy to say when this is free media exposure, and you're in the basement, but it takes some courage to poke fun at yourself in THIS forum. He did that and so did his wife, Cindy. (An "SNL" first? Both nominee and wife on show? I believe so.)

Fortunately for him, the skit was a winner.

My quickie grade: A.

October 31, 2008

John McCain on "SNL"

Yup, it's official - the Republican Nom, who's still looking for that Hail Mary into the end zone will appear on "Saturday Night Live" tomorrow. Surprise? Ha! Do we even have to ask? It's been rumored for weeks though MSNBC broke the story first thing this morning, followed a little while later by official confirmation from the staff.

John McCain's always a good sport at these affairs, and he must have a "hey, what have I got to lose!' attitude at this point. What's intriguing are these various questions: Will Sarah Palin return tomorrow too? That's a real likelihood. And, will Barack Obama as well? I don't remember when two candidates ever appeared on "SNL" at the same time...

My hunch, by the way, is that if they're both on, or all three are on, they CERTAINLY WON'T be at Studio 8 H at the same time; the security would be overwhelming, and it'd be impossible to get the show on. Maybe a couple of remotes though...

There's absolutely no point in my going to "SNL" to get answers to these questions. The standard pro-forma response: "We don't comment on rumors..."

Here's what I believe to be Mac's last appearance, in the season finale last May:


October 29, 2008

Tina Fey on Sarah Palin

Jeez, I feel bad posting this so late today, but have had a bunch of stuff to do and didn't have a second to get around to it and know that by now everyone on the planet's seen it, and ...why am I making all these excuses?

Watch!

It's Tina Fey and Conan O from last night.

TF's great quote after Sarah P offered her daughter to babysit her three-year, also in attendance:

"That's exactly what Bristol Palin wants to do when she goes to "SNL' - babysit the toddler of the lady who goofs on her mom..."



October 26, 2008

"Mad Men" Meets "SNL" Meets Maya Rudolph

Last night's "SNL" was a cameo parade off "Mad Men" stars - publicity like this you cannot buy - plus, the return of Maya Rudolph. First clip is Don Draper's Guide to Picking up Women... Amusing. The next one is a winner too: Barack Obama's new variety hour, which is solid as a rock...And, I'm sure by now you know the reason Amy Poehler missed last night, but in case you don't...baby boy, eight pounds, Archie Arnett. Congrats to the parents.

October 23, 2008

"SNL:" Will Ferrell's Back as Dubya

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OK, you missed last night's "Saturday Night Live" because...because...whatever.

It matters not. Click the vid below, and you too shall see the big news of the night; I do believe this is the last "SNL Thursday" edition cuz next week, "30 Rock."

The brief logline: Dubya hangs with Sarah Sixpack and endorses John McCain, who doesn't look too happy about said endorsement. But...what's especially notable here - this could be Tina Fey's very last outing as Sixpack. Could be, but we'll see...

Here's the clip...

October 22, 2008

Obama: Gives "SNL" a C+ on his impression

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Barack Obama will be on the Nov. 1 edition of "Saturday Night Live" in all likelihood and maybe then he can give pointers to Fred Armisen about that Barack O impression he's been doing.

A little while ago, he appeared on WUSA / Channel 9 in D.C. - and was asked by reporter Derek McGinty, "are you disappointed [the impression] just isn't very funny?"

Obama laughed - a diplomat to the core - and said, "I've gotta say, compared to Tina Fey and what she's been doing with Gov. Palin, my imitator isn't doing as great a job, but I do know my ears have been getting bigger and bigger each episode. I'm sure they'll get me right over time."


OK, if you wanna watch, go to this link, and scroll to the bottom - the Obama clip is in the bottom right hand corner.

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October 20, 2008

Alec Baldwin: Palin a "Good Sport"

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I've now officially run out of things to say about Sarah Palin/"SNL" - so much so that I've resorted to making things up (see below) - but one can't let the day slip away without a quick refer to Alec Baldwin's defense of her appearance in today's HuffPo.

I'm not a hundred percent certain what he means with his Kissinger reference, but he clearly comes to Palin's defense here, AND "SNL's."

Says Alec in the key graphs:

"[SNL] is not Meet the Press. It doesn't 'ask the tough questions' or 'set the agenda.' It attempts, with varying degrees of success, to make people laugh. That's it. Whether they skewer and savage people in order to do so, they don't care. When you come on a show like that, you are prepared in advance to get worked over. Palin knew that. Palin came on to be a good sport. And she was. She was polite, gracious. (More so than some of the famous actors who come through there, believe me.)

"However, I assume that, like Meet the Press, SNL feels an obligation to offer their special forum to any and all public figures and officials who are current. Headline making. And in SNL's case, would make for a hit show. Several people decried SNL for giving her a spot on the show. You're kidding, right? The woman is the Vice Presidential nominee of one of the two major parties in this country. Don't put her on SNL? With all of her exposure and the Tina Fey performance? What reality are you in? "

(Above, Jack Donaghy, of GE, with Sarah Palin.)

"Saturday Night Live:" Backstage with Tina, Lorne

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All smiles...

[As usual, the real drama and fun behind the Sarah Palin visit to "Saturday Night Live" must have taken place off camera Saturday night, and we at TV Zone, in lieu of anything better to do, tried to imagine the conversation that took place between Lorne Michaels and Tina Fey just before show time.]

Tina: No, Lorne. This is it. No. I'm not doing that. Not gonna happen. I've done everything you've asked. Everything. Gone the extra mile. Turned up Thursdays. This has ruined my life, my image, my SOUL. I'll be this person FOREVER. Enough.

Lorne: Tina, just one little hug. A quick one. I'm not talking a warm lingering hug, or some air kiss - although that would be nice. It's the photo op for the ages, the one on every front page, on every telecast from here to eternity.

Tina: YOU hug her. I'm through.

Lorne: Ok, no hug. A handshake and a smile - that warm Tina Fey smile, and then both of you turn to the camera, and wave, and say "Live from New York..."

Tina: Go to hell.

Lorne: OK, let's go for comedy then. While you're doing the press conference, she comes up and takes over the podium...

Tina: ...no...

Lorne:...and she pushes you out of the way...

Tina: ...no...

Lorne:...and you push back...

Tina:...No...

Lorne: ...And there's a scuffle at the podium - you knock it down....then the moose comes out...

Tina...no...

Lorne: ...And then the three of you grapple with each other and fall into he mosh pit of reporters....Todd walks out with a shotgun and starts firing...

Tina:...no...

Lorne: 'Course it's a fake shot gun. HA HA! Darrell walks out as McCain and he grabs the gun...

Tina: [Calmly] What part of no don't you understand?

Lorne: Then how about you and Marky Mark come up to the podium...

Tina: Don't you see what I've done? I've humanized her, given her comic dimensions, made her a real person, maybe added a few votes, and helped the campaign. If McCain/Palin wins, then I can take some of the blame and it'll all be on my shoulders - I can never go to a party again in this town, never, never look in the mirror again. I'll be forever the woman who got Palin elected, and if she becomes president then I can take some credit for that too, and I may as well just throw myself out the window now. In fact, I won't do that because if McCain wins, I'm leaving earth. Really. I'm gone. The next shuttle. I'm outta here. This is the worst hell imaginable, the worst possible hell - that somehow, deep in my DNA, there was something that would make me look and sound like this woman...and I am now forever HER. Why did this ever happen to me. Lorne, you've turned me into Dana Carvey - forever Bush. Oh God, how did this happen...

Lorne [not listening]: And then you and Marky Mark fight with her over the microphone, and then all three of you say "Live from New York..'"

Tina: Lorne, you're not listening to me. I can always tell when you're not listening to me. I hate the woman. I despise her and everything she stands for. Enough. this is it. No more Palin. I'm through, forever...

Lorne: Better yet, Marky Mark hugs Palin and you get jealous and say, hey, howabout ME pal...

Tina: Lorne, goodbye. See ya...

Lorne: And then...

Tina: [Eyes widen, in horror] I know what this is leading to. I know exactly what you want..the cameo on "30 Rock." For chrissakes, Lorne, that's where this is leading. A cameo on "30 Rock." That's why you wanted me to re-shoot the second episode. That's why you had that woman over there yesterday, and you said all along it was just a little tour of the set, and that's why Alec's here tonight..

Lorne: Tina, please. There's another Emmy here, and it's just a quick scene. Tracy's selling his new porn video game, and Palin walks by and he asks her if she'd like to take a look and Liz Lemmon walks in, and...

Tina: What's Mars like this time of year? Jupiter, Pluto...

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October 18, 2008

Quickie Review: Sarah, "SNL"

Hey, one of the cultural TV events of our time takes place - Sarah Palin on "SNL" - and you gotta blog, right?

Anyway...very funny open. A classic. And I suppose just one quibble on reflection: Why did the two - you know "who" two- never actually meet on camera, thus squandering a a photo op for the ages, and maybe some natural comic material as well? How comic? Words would not even have to be spoken - just the juxtaposition of those two side by side would say it all.

Whatever. Sarah Sixpack's "SNL" appearances were brief but memorable - the two clips below will get you up to water cooler speed. Tina/Sarah opens with that fake press conference. And, a few yards away on 8H, Sarah/Tina stands next to Lorne (and calls him Lauren - perfect!). Alec Baldwin sidles up, confuses Sixpack for Tina/Sarah (it's OK, everyone's confused) and then wonders how Lorne can let Tina go near that "horrible woman..."

Sarah tells Alec that it's OK - her favorite Baldwin is Stephen anyway. The funniest line of the night, by the way.

Lorne informs Alec that this is the real Palin, and Alec - with flawless thespian timing -says, "you're MUCH hotter in person."

Palin? A good sport, and does a perfect job of saying "Live from New York..." If this election thingo doesn't work out, she's got a future here in Sin City.

Sixpack's next moment? She turns up at the tail-end of "Weekend Update," and tells Seth Meyers, "thanks for the chance but I'm not going to do the piece we rehearsed [in retrospect, the second funniest line of the night]. It was really fun but my gut is telling me it's a bad idea for the campaign..." Fortunately, Amy Poehler remembers the bit - a nice hip-hop number with lines likes "when I say Obama, you say Ayres, I say Obama, you say Ayers..."

Also: "you mother-humpin' moose..."

Song ends, Sixpack ends her "SNL" career with the line, "I'm Sarah Palin - good night and have a pleasant tomorrow..."

(Hey...wait a second: If you you're reading this, then I'm probably making you miss "SNL," which I very much doubt, and I also very much doubt any one is reading this instead of watching "SNL"...This blogging business is very silly, don't you think?)

Plus, Wahlberg and Oliver Stone appearances two minutes in. Our cup runeth way over.

Plus...Samberg and Wahlberg finally hug it out (and prove my theory that this animal whispering business really was an elaborate stunt to get a nice plug for Wahlberg's new movie, called...ah...um...whatever it is.)

Grade: A -

And...the Palin rap!

October 17, 2008

Wahlberg on "Saturday Night Live"

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In it's effort to go for broke...to throw that hail Mary pass into the end zone (whatever)...to be the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON TELEVISION..."SNL" will have Mark Wahlberg on tomorrow night, too.

And, apparently, he is going to b**** slap Andy Samberg.

Andy, take tomorrow night off.

This blog post is, by Internets standards, old news to Wahlberg fans, but (hey, I don't even know how to spell "Internets). This morning's New York Mag "Culture Vulture" broke this sensational news AND spoke to Marky Mark:

"Everywhere I go, someone asks me about [the Oct. 4 "Talking to the Animals" skit] and I say something different every time. It depends on whether I want to be serious or sarcastic...I wasn't unhappy with it. It's just that after seeing the Tina Fey–Sarah Palin thing you were kind of hoping for something on that level. That's legendary. But they actually called and asked me if I would do something on the show this weekend, but I can’t stay until Saturday, so maybe we’ll film something in L.A. Lorne Michaels called [my agent] Ari [Emmanuel] and asked him. So, you know, maybe. We’ll have to do something funny this time around."

NY Mag asked, Will he be talking to farm animals? "No, we’ll have to think of something funny to do." Ba-dum.

If you haven't seen the "Talking to Animals" then - please, don't take this as an insult - you are the only person on the planet armed with a computer and Internets connection who hasn't. MM has been genuinely annoyed about the thing - and I still don't understand the point of talking with animals, but Samberg's got the guy dead to center. MM has threatened physical violence.

Seriously, I think this whole thing is a hoax to get people to that movie that MM's starring in - can't think of its name, nor can hundreds of millions of other movie goers. MM must be close personal friends with Lorne Michaels who knows personal stuff about MM, such as the fact that he talks to donkeys.

Here are the two clips you need to watch to get up to speed - first, the animal skit, and the second, last night's "Kimmel" appearance.

Ah, modern American culture...



"SNL Weekend Update": Joe Guess Who


The gift that should keep on giving for at least a few more days - before he gets REALLY old - is Joe the Plumber, and that was the loci and foci of last night's opener of "SNL Weekend Update Thursday." An amusing opener, indeed, with some funny lines, and if you missed, let's just say Joe the P has now been reduced to imaginary friend who wields a magic plunger. Take it away...


October 9, 2008

Sarah Sixpack Palin: I Want My "SNL!"

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I was in a tizzy yesterday trying to get a lot of stuff done, and somehow missed the biggest news of the day (stock market, looming recession/depression? what do they compare?) Maybe you were in a tizzy and missed this as well.

Sarah Palin wants to get on "SNL."

She told reporters Tuesday, when here at TV Zone I was beating the Sarah Sixpack-to-"SNL" drum so loudly, that she'd "love" to get on the show.

Here's more quotes, as relayed via the Associated Press:

"Palin told reporters on Tuesday she'd love to appear on the show with Fey.

"'I love her, she's a hoot, and she's so talented,' Palin said. 'It would be fun to meet her, imitate her and keep on giving her new material.'

[Question: Sixpack imitating Fey? What would that be like?]

"From the moment Palin was selected as John McCain's running mate, [show emperor Lorne] Michaels said he barely had time to consider the idea of Fey impersonating her. Others did it for him.

"'The next day the doorman in my building said, 'What a gift, you're going to have so much fun with Tina Fey,'' he said.

More from master Lorne:

"Michaels is enjoying the ride, letting Fey know that she only has to impersonate Palin through Nov. 4.

"But what if she is elected the next vice president?

"'I think we'll find somebody else to play Sarah Palin,' he said. 'I don't think she's going to be playing Sarah Palin for the rest of her life...'"

So, let's review. We've got Sixpack telling the world she wants to do a cameo. We've got Lorne telling the AP he'd love to have her, and Seth Meyers telling me he'd love to have her.

This is going to happen, friends. This is definitely going to happen. The only question is when? I'm not sure the holiday is the best day for a Palin appearance - "SNL's" first "Weekend Update" special of the month airs tonight at 9:30 - but maybe next week.

But it will. It will...

Now, about an "Oprah" interview...

October 7, 2008

"SNL:" Probably No Sarah This Thursday

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"Sarah, what can we do to convince you? Name it...anything...Lorne? He'll be nice. Promise."


No, no, NOOO!

That is, no Sarah Sixpack Palin on this Thursday's special primetime edition. This, my friends, is the official word from no less an authority than Seth Meyers, whom I just got off the phone with.

When I asked Seth about said rumors - that Palin might actually show to meet Tina Fey Palin face to face, thereby setting off a quantum reaction that would make the disappearing island in "Lost" look like child's play, he said: "Of those specific rumors, there's no truth. We do have an open door policy, but there's nothing specific yet, but our window of opportunity is before the election. We'd love to have McCain and Obama on again, too. Our doors are always open."

So...let me get this straight. Sarah Sixpack has told "SNL" no way, and that "I'm gonna pass up a chance to get on every front page of every newspaper in this wonderful land of ours, just so's I can talk to some nice ladies at a PTA function in Omaha."

And...that she'd much rather do a boring placid interview that would stretch the bounds of tedium with some local station in Dubuque rather than appear on this Thursday's "SNL," where she'd have a chance to make fun of herself, AND Tina, AND get McCain some more votes, AND prove to America that she's really a cool lady and all that other stuff that comes with appearances like these?

Are you telling me this?

Would somebody please get me the number of her chief media consultant so I can speed-dial the pup and utter these five words: "You, sir, are a nincompoop."

Anywhoo - as Sixpack might say - I asked Seth (who's also the show's top writer) whether she might turn up for one of the other two Thursday specials this month or the Monday pre-election one-off. Sayeth Seth: "We'd love to have her [and] we spoke to her earlier [before] the time Tina did her, and it seemed like something was going to work out." The problem, he says, is "the schedule. They're all pretty busy."

What Seth seems to be saying - if I may be so bold - is that Sixpack could still show up on "SNL" this month.

Do I need to spell out the reasons to her media consultant WHY!?

"SNL:" Best Political Impression...Ever?


Well...You DO have a favorite and you know you do but you're trying to think beyond Fey/Pallin and are drawing a blank.

That's why this contest, just brought to my attention, should help. It's a wonderful thing, and I recommend it, if only because this offers a wonderful chance to wile away the rest of your work day looking at old clips as you decide exactly what was the best political impersonation. There are so many, going back thirty years, that trying to establish a favorite is like going to one of those highfalutin ice cream parlors and trying to choose between bubblegum choco-mint, and Fall Pumpkin Forage a la Mode. (And they both cost ten bucks for two scoops.)

Anyway, when your boss comes by to ask you why you're wasting your afternoon as the recession/depression looms, you can say: "I'm trying to discover the best 'SNL' political impersonation of the last thirty years. Any other questions?"

Go right now to Chicago Trib's Red Eye edition for the contest and details, or if you want to see my favorite "SNL" opener (for the moment; I'll change my mind later),. then click on the classic below....

"SNL:" Fake Palin to Meet Real Palin?

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What would happen if "Sarah Palin" came face to face with Sarah Palin at 30 Rock Plaza?

Would some warp in the space time continuum open up, thus creating a black hole right beneath the GE building, which would promptly be swallowed, followed quickly and irrevocably by a "tipping effect" in which the ice rink would then tumble into the hole, followed by the Warner building, and next that Atlas Shrugged statue, Fifth Avenue, and pretty soon, the rest of Manhattan?

You do know that Einstein predicted all of this, right?

But really, what would happen? Would Sarah Six Pack tell Tina Fey, "enough o' yer ribbing, lady. I'm gonna have off at ya!" and then...swing? Would Tina - so deeply embedded in character that she'll never probably be able to ever go anywhere again for as long as she shall live without some rube pointing and saying, "LOOK Mabel, it's Sarah!!!" - then turn to the real Sarah and say, "look here, little missy. I don't know who ya are or why yer trying to look like me, but get outta here 'fore I call security..."

Possibilities are endless, as you can see, and bet whatever you have left after the market crash that this Thursday on NBC, the greatest face-off of the season may well take place on the primetime edition of "Saturday Night Live."

Yes, the real Sarah Palin may do a cameo.

Now, you can see I'm swaddling this rumor in "mays" or "coulds" and "who the hell knows." But I bet it's gonna happen. There are millions of reasons why, all good, and I guess I can think of at least five for the moment:

1.) McCain desperately needs a humor boost, as the world plunges into recession/depression, and most of said world seems willing to believe that he's somehow responsible for it. Humor is not something McCain's been associated with of late, except humor (see: Sarah Sixpack) of the wrong sort.

2.) "SNL" needs to keep the ball rolling. And what a ball! Show's up like 40 percent in viewers this season, and all or mostly due to Fey's exquisite rendering of the running mate from Seward's Folly. And if you haven't seen her on "SNL," then you've watched the next morning on TV Zone, where I've dutifully pasted the repeats, which has added up to another three or four dozen views, at least!

3.) NBC really really really wants to get this Thursday off on a mighty roll - what, with the new "Kath & Kim" sitcom arriving (very good, by the way.) And it's dear old "SNL" - twice as old as its average viewer - that will once again save the entire network. Sarah, please please please come on by (says the honey-toned Lorne Michaels.) "We' ll be real nice to you and donuts are free! Bring the kids!"

4.) Palin gets to joke with Tina/Sarah about her portrayal, and it doesn't matter how leaden the lines, how sodden the delivery, she'll bring the house down. It will be - in short - one of the great "SNL" clips in history, no matter how innocuous.

5.) Most important reason for this appearance is here, at number five: The Palin/Palin face off will appear on the front page of every newspaper in the metropolitan area, including the Newsday, which will then register record circulation gains for the day, and ensure the job of the TV writer through at least Christmas.

So you go, girls!

We (and by "we," I do mean "I") can hardly wait.

Meanwhile, friends, if you've read this far, I do have an update. Go here for the latest...

October 5, 2008

"SNL": The Debate


Some figured "SNL" would forgo a Veep Debate rip this Saturday because some figured Sarah Six Pack Palin had done so well that she was satire-proof. Some were dead wrong. Last night's opener was quite good - an equal opportunity offender that took potshots at Gwen Ifill (Queen Latifah) and maybe even chewed on Joe Biden's (Jason Sudeikis) leg a little harder than Six Pack's. The opener was long but astutely keyed in on those moments Thursday that were either indictable or obviously absurd. No need to give those away - you can guess - but the city of Scranton will be sending a letter of reprimand to "SNL" (and probably wonder why it's opened its arms to another NBC classic.) Here's the replay:

September 28, 2008

Tina/Sarah Back on "Saturday Night Live"


"SNL" does owe Sarah Palin something - residual check? I don't know. But the show continues to pull gold out of this uniquely rich vein. Last night as you are probably aware by now, Tina Fey came back to reprise her pitch perfect Palin, and here it is below, in case you haven't yet seen.

. Next week - I think we can all pretty safely predict - she'll be back for "The Vice Presidential Debate..."


September 16, 2008

Carly Fiorina vs. Tina Fey: Part Deux

Sheesh. What's bugging McCain campaign apparatchik Carly Fiorina? She's having a really bad day, and it just doesn't make much sense. You, me and the rest of the spit-ball-throwing blogoverse have been having a field day with her silly and poorly rehearsed denunciation of Tina Fey's pretty darn dead-on impersonation of Sarah Palin this past weekend. (And of course, this will somehow become part of some sketch on "SNL" or something on "Daily Show" later.) It's below if you've somehow missed it.

But THIS amazing story just crossed the wire. The Boston Globe and other media are reporting that Fiorina told a St. Louis radio station that Palin couldn't run a corporation - sorta like Carly did when she ran H-P (detractors would add, into the ground...) Then, Fiorina added inscrutable insult to idiosyncratic injury by saying McCain couldn't run a major corporation either. (And neither could Obama or Biden...)

Ya know, maybe Carly should just go back to talking about Tina Fey.

I have a thought. Maybe she's mad Mc didn't pick HER to be vice president. There was some speculation about that very subject last spring, and if you don't believe me, go here for further validation.

I wonder: How would Wiigie do Fiorina?



Poehler out! Wiig In!

No! Don't worry...don't worry!!! (And thank God, someone invented the exclamation mark, because I honestly don't know HOW I'd convey faux excitement intended to get get you to read this post!)

Amy Poehler is not gone yet.
And hopefully, Kristen Wiig will be on "SNL" for years to come (although this being "SNL..." ) There's suddenly this rumble about Poehler's departure - thanks to a Men's Vogue story that's making the WWW rounds today, but NBC did announce her departure months ago, or around the time she became a big-screen hot ticket and after she and her husband - equally brilliant comic, Will Arnett - announced they were expecting. Baby due this fall, and since Amy won't be around the show for that, I'm guessing her last show will be in a few weeks. "SNL" isn't saying...

Meanwhile, as show boss Lorne Michaels said last week, he's trying to get Maya Rudolph back for a Michelle Obama impression (and - all together now - what Lorne wants, Lorne gets.)

The loss of Poehler? Huge. But I guess the question is: Can Target Lady or Aunt Linda replace the world's greatest Hill impersonator? In time, yes. Kristen Wiig has got it all too. It's testament to Poehler's considerable talent that some casual observers seem to forget that there's another great talent hanging around Studio 8H - someone almost equally gifted and versatile and funny. (Almost...give her time.) Wiig's a wonder, and here are just two clips of somewhat ecent vintage that come to mind (and thanks to Hulu, they're easily accessible.) They're good 'cuz they show the great ladies of "SNL" together...



September 14, 2008

Tina Fey as Sarah; Wiig Next Big Star?

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I've posted a review of the "SNL" opener and it's on the site now (hint: It's a rave), but you shouldn't take my word for it. Take a look at Tina Fey's return to "SNL" as Sarah Palin, and then a look at another one of my lists, following.

Meanwhile, "Today" this morning noted that the show will do another nine live broadcasts until the election; does this then mean Tina will in fact be back nine more times this season, solving a major potential headache for the show? Dunno...



Now, next!

"SNL" has gotta figure this stuff out:

1.) What happens when Poehler leaves for the baby and new career sometime this fall (Lorne said a new female cast member will be added...)?

2.) How is Lorne - AKA "Senior Persuasion" - gonna convince Tina F to come back here week after week after week, and not just at 11:35, but on Monday ayem to start practicing the new sketches, when... 403e_funny_chicks.jpg

3.) She's gotta 'nother job to do, and...?

4.) Who's gonna play McCain - or play him well and memorably?

5.) And Obama - memorably...?

6.) And what about Kristin Wiig...am I the only one who thinks she's one of the potential greats in this cast (no, I think many believe this; another fine night on Saturday, as deranged mom...)

7.) Why do I love lists so much?

8.) Because it's easier than writing full blog posts.

9.) Until I run out of things to say when I really, really want to get to ten.

10.) And then - voila! - it occurs to me: Yes, Kristen Wiig is a present and future star. (I love lists. Don't you?)

September 13, 2008

"SNL:" It's Tina

tina-fey-portrait.JPG Barring some sort of unforeseen something, Tina Fey will return to the show that made her famous tonight to pillory, parody and prod someone who has been famous for about a week or so. You know who that is.

An AP file a little while ago pretty much confirmed that Tina, gone now a couple years or so, will indeed be back, or to use the cautious word the wire service employed, it's "likely." Of course, this won't be a full time gig, and couldn't be - she's still got that other hit to produce for her boss, Lorne Michaels. And it's certainly not the first time she's been back either (remember the "bitch is back" during the primaries?)

Fey-as-Palin is the most logical casting move on the planet, and during the conference call the other day, Lorne said that talks with her were "on-going," but also noted somewhat dolefully that newcomer Casey Wilson had also read for the part, so she could do it as well. Michaels - being the great showman that he is - also knew that anyone besides Tina would be a massive let-down, for fans, viewers, and of course critics like moi who have been expecting it.

Here's the top of the AP dispatch, which also notes that Barack Obama has canceled (he was going to show up) - no surprise there considering the devastation from Ike.

"Fey is ''likely'' to return to her former show Saturday to play the Alaskan governor and Sen. John McCain's running mate, a person close to the show told The Associated Press on Friday night. The person requested anonymity because the decision has not been announced officially. No further details were available.

Since Palin's entry onto the national political stage, speculation had been rampant over who might play Palin on the program. Many have commented that Fey resembles her.

In an interview earlier this week with The AP, ''SNL'' executive producer and creator Lorne Michaels said, ''The whole world cast her in that role.''"

Indeed it did.

September 11, 2008

Casey Wilson (Who?) or Tina to Play "SNL's" Palin?

CaseyWilson1DanaEdelson.jpgHere's some mini-big news followed by biggish-mini news: "SNL's" new-comer, Casey Wilson, may play Sarah Palin on this weekend's premiere... And: Maya Rudolph may come back to the show to play Michelle Obama.

That's right: Maya.

Both possibilities were floated in the conference call that Lorne Michaels just concluded, with 2008 season opening guest star, Michael Phelps. Said Lorne, "I think Casey read the part of Sarah Palin [in this week's read-throughs] and I do have someone in mind to play Michelle Obama. [The reporter pressed, who might that be?] Who? My hope was that I'd get Maya Rudolph to do that..."

That's right: Maya. OK, that's actually biggish-big news.

What else did Lorne have to say about this Saturday? Well...he did confirm that discussions are "on-going" with Tina Fey to come back and do Palin, as has been widely - WIDELY - surmised. Now, no one needs to be told that Fey/Palin would be a huge huge coup for the show and for Lorne, and because Lorne almost always gets what he wants, I'd be shocked if we didn't see Fey on stage this weekend (instead of Casey, who is very good, but still, very unknown.)

Of Tina, Lorne said: "We're sort of moving around that. We had something on Sarah Palin yesterday at the read-through, and realized that with the Charlie Gibson interview tonight that things will change again. That's the way of the world for us. If you're going to do exactly what's happened and what everyone is thinking about and talking about [right now] then it's not going to work, so it's a shifting target..."

s-TINA-FEY-SARAH-PALIN-large.jpg He then said discussions with Tina were "on-going."

Lorne also sounded sort of wistful about the impending departure of Amy Poehler, while noting that a new female cast member will join the show later in the fall "probably."

"For me [the departure] is a devastation. She is just brilliant and you know I've grown to count on her a great deal in the last few years. But I'm really happy what's happening to her. We've made these transitions before, but of the people who've done the show, she's one of the great ones."

Oh sorry, almost forgot Phelps. He sounds like he's having a grand time so far, and Lorne confirmed that the world's greatest swimmer "will do just fine."

Adding: "No matter what happens [Saturday], they can't take those medals away."

(Above: Casey for Palin or Tina? Decisions, decisions...)

June 30, 2008

'SNL' : The Five Things I Learned

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Here are the five things I learned from watching the very first episode of "Saturday Night Live," which NBC aired this weekend as a tribute to the show's host, George Carlin.

1. John Belushi played a character who lived in Mattituck in a semi-funny skit about a TV show called "Victims of Shark Bites" (isn't that show on NBC's fall schedule for this September?)

2. During a filmed segment called "Show Us Your Guns," the camera briefly panned to a gas station where a gallon cost... 67 cents! And I remember being really annoyed back then that gas could get so high.

3. The very first Bee segment, "Bee Hospital," may have been historic, but it wasn't all that funny.

4. Too many of these people are no longer with us: Carlin, Belushi, Gilda Radner, guest singer Billy Preston, writer Michael O'Donoghue, guest Andy Kaufman.

5. Announcer Don Pardo, however may be 112, but he's still with us. And he really did call the show's ensemble The Not For Ready Primetime Players.

June 26, 2008

"SNL" Survived A Japanese Game Show, Too

OK, I guess it's getting near the end of the day and we all need a good laugh, or something. Anyway, one of my many astute readers (thanks, Rob Shapiro!) reminded me the other day about the time "Saturday Night Live" did a classic bit on a Japanese game show, and now that ABC's new summer time-filler, "I Survived A Japanese Game Show" looks like a modest break-out hit, it's as good a time as any to revive that old "SNL" chestnut. It starred Chris Farley and Mike Myers (and check out a very young and somewhat attenuated Alec Baldwin.) If you've got seven minutes to spare, check it out here - hilarious BUT maybe not quite appropriate for eyes under the age of fourteen or so...

June 24, 2008

"SNL": We'll Re-Air Carlin Premiere

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Here's a unique tribute from "SNL," just announced: The classic, which BEGAN 33 years ago with a classic edition featuring George Carlin, will re-air that episode in its entirety this weekend. Carlin "SNL" clips have been all over the web this morning - thanks to that special site that NBC set up yesterday - but Lord knows it'd be nice to see the whole thing in its glorious entirety, which featured a long Carlin monologue and opener featuring the famous "I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines" bit with Belushi (for some reason, my fading memory misinfomed me yesterday morning that Carlin was in the opening sketch but a vigilant reader reminded me that it was Michael O'Donoghue...)

Here's the press release from "SNL:"

"Typifying the show's 'of-the-moment' sensibility that would continue throughout its over thirty-year history, Carlin was brought in as the first host of the groundbreaking comedy show. Carlin performed three individual monologues on the program that also introduced audiences to the now legendary 'Not Ready For Prime-Time Players' – Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Larraine Newman and Gilda Radner.The 1975 episode also features musical guests Janis Ian and Billy Preston as well as a landmark performance from comedian Andy Kaufman."

And here's Lorne's quote, distributed to the press yesterday:

"You never forget the people who were there at the beginning. George Carlin helped give 'Saturday Night Live' its start as our first host. He was gracious, fearless, and most important of all, funny."

(Above picture: Stolen, errr, borrowed from USA Today.)

Carlin II

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There's so much more to say about George Carlin that it seems like a few little blog posts here and there, a Newsday appreciation by yours truly here, and a bounty of other tributes everywhere else seems almost insignificant.

So this morning, I have some more. First, my last word about "Seven Words." It was a routine that (for many) came to symbolize TV's rapid descent into vulgarity and coarseness. However, it's also well worth nothing that what Carlin did was to make a comment on the fact that the descent was already well under way; the point of the routine was that TV was already soaked in most of the words (notably the f-bomb) that he mentioned, but that the ever-hypocritical boob tube trafficked in euphemisms for those various words and acts. You couldn't say these words on TV -- merely demonstrate them. The point was about hypocrisy and remains valid today.

Now ... NBC set up a special site yesterday so that you can check out his entire monologue from the October '75 premiere of "SNL"; snippets of it are available in lotsa places, notably Hulu, but you get the full monologue here. What's notable about it, besides it being the first monologue on the most influential show in television history? In part, you can see exactly how deeply Seinfeld was affected by this guy. (Jerry, BTW, headlined a terrific and generous "Larry King Live" last night, which also had Roseanne Barr, Bill Maher and Lewis Black.)

Another benefit: You can see Carlin as adroit performer. We usually just seem to mention those words but forget this other aspect. Here's a quick clip, but if you want to see the whole thing, please go to the special NBC site ...

June 3, 2008

Myers: "Best of" Edition For Sunday the 15th

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Oh Good Lord, publicity of the sort Mike Myers has been trafficking in these last few weeks - "Idol," "MTV Movie Awards," a million other things I didn't see - is beyond priceless. Now, on the eve of "The Love Guru," NBC is giving out this freebie: Two hours of primetime devoted to his years on "SNL."

OK, fine: Myers IS a comic genius, but...what happens if "Love Guru" stinks?

Here's the "SNL" special details, straight from the press release:

"One of SNL's most distinguished alumni, Mike Myers returns to Studio 8H to host an evening of his best work on the primetime special 'Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers on Sunday June 15 at 9...

"On the special, Myers introduces some of his most memorable sketches in front of
a studio audience – with the help of current SNL cast members Fred Armisen, Seth
Meyers, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg, Kenan Thompson and Kristen Wiig. In
addition, Myers shares some personal favorite sketches he performed with late
great castmates Phil Hartman and Chris Farley.

A cast member from 1989 – 1995, Myers became a favorite with his memorable
characters including: Wayne Campbell in 'Wayne's World,' Dieter in 'Sprockets,'
'Coffee Talk' host Linda Richman and the precocious British youngster 'Simon.'"

May 18, 2008

McCain on "SNL"


Here's the Presumptive Nominee's open from last night - only OK, and the usual raft of predictable "old" jokes. (And thanks to Jonyyeh for posting so promptly):

May 12, 2008

Hill: Even "SNL" Points to the Exit

There must be some sort of study somewhere that says when "Saturday Night Live" has turned against a candidate than it's all over, really over, for said candidate. And so, to this past Saturday: The show opened with as direct an "It's Over, Hill" cold open as you're likely to see anywhere. There was some chatter early on in the post-strike season that "SNL" had thrown its weight behind Hill, at least during the Tina Fey-hosted show, but that chatter seems kinda ludicrous in light of this Amy Poehler moment, in which her Hill explains that "I'm a sore loser...My supporters are racist...I have no ethical standards..."


March 2, 2008

Hillary on "Saturday Night Live"

So, you're waking up - or maybe you're not waking up - to the news that Hillary was on "Saturday Night Live." It was a cameo, and after the opening skit, she delivered one of television's true classic lines ("live from...etc.) art.snl.hillary.ap.jpg

An election must be coming up.

More news: She wasn't bad, though not particularly HI-larious (no fault of Hill's - these sorts of things never are), but considering what preceded her brief walk-on, she was a particularly good sport too. The opening skit was a re-wind of last week's Ohio debate, with Amy Poehler/Hillary, delivering this line:

To battle special interests, we need "someone so annoying, so grating, so bossy and shrill with a personality so unpleasant that at the end of the day the special interests will go - 'enough, we give up, life is too short to deal with this awful woman. Just give her what she wants so she'll leave us in peace.' I think the American people will agree that woman is ME."

A few minutes later, the "editorial response" from the real Hill: "...I was asked, should I take that as an endorsement? I was told absolutely not..."

Amy Poehler comes on, and asks how the campaign is going: "Oh, the campaign is going very very well. Why, what did you hear?"

And by the way: Fred Armisen's Obama. Will he ever smile or say more than five words? THIS is an impersonation that needs work - and by that I mean a little humor too, because this remains oddly, profoundly humorless.

February 25, 2008

"SNL:" Fred Armisen as O

Yes, that WAS Valley Stream's own Fred Armisen in the role of Barack Obama Saturday night, but now the question (s): Was he, is he, should he be...the right choice?

Here's the replay, and if you haven't seen, definitely worth watching...

Meanwhile, my colleague at ChiTrib, Mo Ryan, has sparked an interesting debate on this question, and it's worth checking out as well. Her question: Couldn't "SNL" have found a black comedian to do this? She got a huge response, and most people, who provided their own capsule reviews, said - doesn't matter. Take it away, Mo...

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