For this weekend I was originally going to write on five reasons why
Obama will be reelected in 2012. Why the gloomy prediction? Well, for
me at least, it’s primarily because this current crop of GOP hopefuls gets
me about as excited as watching Joy Behar doing an interpretive dance
in Borat’s thong to The Doors’ classic hit “Riders on the Storm” (the
extended version) while smoking a cigar with spinach in her teeth.
Now, that doesn’t mean that I don’t like certain—or many—aspects
of the various conservative contenders who are starting to jockey for
position; it simply means that I think Obama the Swiffer would dust
them with his billion dollar Chi-town based voter fraud fueled spin
machine. That’s all.
So, what caused me to change the topic for this week’s screed? Well, I
saw The Donald open up a can of verbal whup ass on Obama on Hannity
last Thursday and Friday night. It was extremely convincing in that he
had refreshingly solid, no-BS answers for the multifaceted debacles “the
worst president ever” has entrenched us in and explained how he sees
himself as the crap-cutting dealmaker to pull us out.
And it seems that I’m not alone in finding DT’s comments compelling.
According to every poll out there America really digs what Donald is
doing, and he’s either tied or ahead of the GOP wannabe pack. Trump is
even polling better than Barack in the new Biden/Michelle Obama poll.
It’s a madhouse, folks. A madhouse.
Another thing that makes me hopeful that Donald can trump Obama in
2012 is that David Plouffe, the White House’s chief ploofer, says that
Trump has “zero chance” at becoming president. This translates to me
as they’re shaking in their taxpayer-funded wingtips over there at 1600
Pennsylvania Avenue and are praying to God (or whoever the hell they
pray to) that Trump doesn’t run.
I was at my favorite cigar bar in Miami this past week when one of my
good conservative Cuban aficionados asked me if I could really vote for
Trump, to which I said, “Uh … yeah. I voted for McCain. I still haven’t
forgiven myself. Pray for me.”
Here are my buddy’s problems with Trump:
1. He’s arrogant. My answer: Well, if he is, it’s not without cause.