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You've waited patiently, and you've wondered long and hard about exactly what Rachel Hunter DID say about what life had taught her, and what part of her body she liked least, etc.

I'm talking about my first annual Rachel Hunter Quiz -- see below -- which could also be the last annual if she has problems on tonight's "Celebrity Circus" (woowhooo!!)

Here are the answers.

1.) d (Easy! Of course she was married to Rod Stewart and NOT Stuart Smalley); 2.) c. (Yes, "Lola." Nice name for swimwear.) 3.) i. (All of the above! There isn't a reality show that Rachel HASN'T starred in) 4.) c. (Alas, the infomercial for a vibrating machine was pulled because people didn't lose weight using it). 5.) d. (That's right -- her gluteus maximus, AKA the butt, is the part of her body she hates the most.) 6.) d. (Yup, right after telling the Web site she hated her gluteus, she told reporters at another news conference too.) 7.) d. (Ooops! Crazed fan musta read the stories. She kicked RH in the you-now-know-where.) 8.) i. (Correct! Rach said all of the above, except that thing about her always wanting to be in "Celebrity Circus" or Rod Stewart being a "rock genius."

If you guessed all answers correctly, please check back tomorrow to find out how to collect your prize -- a bobble-head Rachel Hunter doll.

Rachel, center, in another starring role.

Welcome, friends, to TV Zone's first annual Rachel Hunter quiz.

It may be the first and last annual quiz, depending on whether she survives tonight's live telecast of "Celebrity Circus" -- all the other contestants are dropping like flies, so...

Why Rachel Hunter? Besides tonight's "Celebrity Circus" (whoohoo!!) starring role?

Because -- as Esquire might put it (and has!) -- she's one of the women we love, and how. She'll do anything, say anything, star in anything. In a celebrity world that's so tightly controlled by flacks and managers and other assorted buzz-killing types, Rachel goes her own way, does her own thing. This makes her wonderfully unique, gloriously eccentric, joyously uninhibited, outrageously interesting.

You rock, Rach. You really rock.

So here's our quiz. Test your RC knowledge. See if you know what you should know about this fun-loving gal. A guarantee: All answers are correct, but you'll have to check back later today to find the right ones. That's just one of my many gimmicks to get people to come back frequently to TV Zone, thereby boosting traffic on this site and giving me yet one more reason to secure a well-deserved raise from my notoriously parsimonious bosses:

1.) Rachel Hunter was once married to...
a.) Tom Arnold
b.) Arnold Schwarzenegger
c.) Eliot Spitzer
d.) Rod Stewart
e.) Jackie Stewart
f.) Stuart Smalley

2.) Rachel's new swimwear line is called...
a.) Dolores
b.) Lolita
c.) Lola
d.) Arnold
3.) Bolus

3.) Besides "Celebrity Circus," Rachel has starred in:
a.) "Playboy: Celebrity Centerfolds"
b.) "Dancing With the Stars"
c.) "The Real Gilligan's Island"
d.) "10 Things Every Guy Should Experience"
e.) "Are You Hot? The Search for America's Sexiest People"
f.) "You Can't Fire Me, I'm Famous" .
g.) "True Confessions of a Go-Go Girl"
h.) "Just a Little Harmless Sex"
i.) All of the above

4.) Scottish authorities forced Rachel's infomercials for the GBP 500 Power Pulse vibrating exercise platform off the air because...

a.) It didn't vibrate enough.
b.) The Scottish people were scandalized by pictures of a jiggling Rachel.
c.) People didn't actually lose fat using it.

5.) Rachel told a Web site last year that she was unhappy with her...

a.) Nose
b.) Forehead
c.) Right big toe
d.) Butt

6.) Rachel recently told reporters during a news conference for an anti-fat machine that she was insecure about her...
a.) Nose
b.) Legs
c.) Right big toe
d.) Butt

7.) When Rachel was walking through a hotel lobby in Melbourne last fall, a crazed fan kicked her in the...
a.) Shin
b.) foot
c.) Nose
d.) Butt

8.) When Rachel turned 39, she told Esquire about all the wisdom she had collected over her lifetime. What did she say?

a.) "Turbulence makes me nervous."
b.) "God and death kind of resemble each other, because the only time a lot of people will try and talk to God is when someone's died."
c.) "I was born to star in a show about celebrities doing circus acts."
d.) "Love is just chemistry."
e.) "Rod Stewart is a rock genius..."
f.) "I stab the hell out of a steak. Really stab it with a fork to tenderize it."
g.) "When we were making the Fountains of Wayne video, I actually said, 'What does that mean, MILF?' I definitely got a lot younger of an audience after that video."
h.) "There's got to be something to reincarnation. I don't know what I used to be. A dog in a good house."
i.) "Is what I'm doing the right thing to be doing? Or should I be doing something else?"
j.) All of the above (except c and e.)